1 Thou shalt have no other circular objects before me.

2 Thou shalt refer to me only as Great Frisbee.

3 Remember the circle and keep it holy.

4 Thou shalt rebel against thy father, and thy mother.

5 Thou shalt not kill, unless really pissed.

6 Thou shalt not get caught commiting adultery.

7 Thou shalt not get caught stealing.

8 Thou shalt not lie, merely bend the truth.

9 Thou shalt not covet, but take up arson.

10 Thou shalt not seek anothers servants, nor his wife, but gossip with them to dig up dirt.

11 Thou shalt not seek to weaken another religion, unless thou dost convert the members to Frisbeetarianism.

12 Thou shalt avoid any truly bizarre sexual act even at cost of your life.

13 Thou shalt not seek relations with anyone who has had relations with a game show host.

14 Thou shalt not criticize the Charismatic Leader, unless permitted by the Charismatic Leader.

15 Thou shalt serve the Charismatic Leader faithfully.

16 Thou shalt honor the Charismatic Leader above any other, but The Great Frisbee.

17 Thou shalt master the use of the ultimate come-back.......("Your mom!")

18 Thou shalt punish those caught cheating at cards.

19 Thou shalt not get caught cheating at cards.

20 Thou shalt practice meditation.

21 Thou shalt practice sleep deprivation.

22 Thou shalt practice safe-sex...("If ya aint gonna sack it, go home and whack it!)

23 Thou shalt not practice the violin.

24 Thou shalt carry laughter with you at all times.

25 Thou shalt not believe those who claim that "the check is in the mail."

26 Thou shalt be rude to annoying phone-sales people.

27 Thou shalt not view cows as sexual objects.

28 Thou shalt honor single cell life forms, as they are your first form.